1. 2 months ago 

    Indy Wrestling blows

    Tonight, I watched the ROH ppv at my friend’s house and it just cemented the fact that I hate indy wrestling and the stupid fans that think it’s “real” wrestling compared to WWE. No. Doing a bunch of stiff, DANGEROUS moves in a FAKE wrestling match where you AREN’T really supposed to hurt each other is so stupid and is NOT real wrestling. ATTENTION EVERYONE! PRO WRESTLING IS NOT A REAL SPORT. IT IS ENTERTAINMENT. THE MOVES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO REALLY HURT. YOU AREN’T SUPPOSED TO PUNCH, KICK, SLAP, AND/OR STOMP YOUR OPPONENT FOR REAL. THAT IS THE ART. YOU ARE TO MAKE IT LOOK REAL WHEN IT REALLY ISN’T. Japanese wrestling is the worse and these indy tards think that wrestling like those morons in Japan is “real” wrestling. Guess what. WRESTLING ISN’T REAL. I watched Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards bash, slap, kick (in the head, no less), and stomp each other and it just looked dumb the whole time. The fans know it’s not real. We didn’t pay to watch you really beat the fuck out of each other. Learn how to wrestle and learn some god damn psychology because that was one of the worse wrestling events I have ever seen. I’m boycotting indy wrestling until I unfortunately have to partake in it on my road to WWE. You internet marks can suck a dick because I’m tired of hearing about how good these guys in Japan and ROH are. I’d rather watch a divas match than watch one wrestler no sell huge moves just to get back up and give the other guy another huge move just to make it look more “real”. I feel like Ginny and her dumb friend Jen will see this eventually and completely disagree because they seem to enjoy indy wrestling, but I’m 100 percent right. Hands down. I know what pro wrestling is supposed to be and I won’t let a bunch of bandwagon internet fans tell me otherwise.

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